March 2012
you know who would have made a great American...
scarefaux:
Hey Sherlock, get over here, man.
I found some
Fresh Prints.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock
I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock
In the U-S-of-A, I was born and raised
Playin doctor is how I spent most of my days
Healin’ up, casting, prescribing some...
hanna is not a boy's name ending
spooksie:
legdisabled:
hanna was a boys name the whole time
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
WHY IS THE BREAK NOT WORKING SKDJFHSKFHS
i keep trying to edit the post so it says “read more” but fling tumbfldhfgsgs
I don’t know what to say
I always want to say it but I can never manage to say it to your face
I get scared because you have issues with your past, and i’d be lying if I said I didn’t as well
So i don’t want to end up scaring you away
But I don’t know how to keep holding it inside of me, so I’ll say it in a place where you can react however you want and I...
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talking and things with sven
haha
comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
Comic Equius: D --> I do enjoy indulging in the eloquent speech of my highb100ded nature, I occasionally insert some horse pun tendencies within my conversational patterns, please e%cuse my behoovier, I do enjoy that which is STRONG and I am quite proud of my STRONG demeanor however I will apologize if I act rashly, also e%cuse my perspiration which takes hold whenever I am particularly agitated or e%ited.
Fandom Equius: D --> I require a towel, I seem to be sweating, I happen to be perspiring, I just broke something, I need another towel.
Anonymous asked: From the pic you put up you don't look out of shape at all. And the form of your back and the bone alignment is absolutely beautiful. You have a very attractive body.
Boku no pico drinking game.
nyao-nyao:
stale-brain-cake:
catwife:
Drink whenever it sounds like someone is stirring a bowl of cooked macaroni.
OH MY GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
MATT
MATT PLEASE DO THIS WITH ME
OMG WE WILL GET SO SHITFACED OMG
i almost shat
rifa asked: Max I need to kiss yo back or something, come here
Anonymous asked: ;) so i just want to say that you are very very attractive. that is all :D haha
REBLOG IF you want your followers to describe you...
shuhnuhn:
styler-s1d:
Please ? I really want to know what you think about me :P
The picture. xD
askbatts:
HOLY FUCK
I ACTUALLY CANT...
ginger-rage asked: thank you max my mom now thinks the internet is only porn XDDDDDD
overa8sconding asked: Oh wow Max, you're super handsome!!! I like your hair, too :)
February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Dude, you are really hot.
Anonymous asked: Shit I think I'm in love xD no, but seriously, your body looks awesome!
Valid reasons to be annoyed with CBS right now:
rifa:
rapunzelcomplex:
oxfordtweed:
° Watson is no longer the accomplished and decorated war hero and army doctor, two aspects of the character which have always, in some way or another, coloured the way the character behaves and the decisions they make. Not only does it change the character, but it sends a message that women aren’t capable of fighting for their country. ° Related to the...
