My name is Max. I am Male. I am a Taurus. I spend much of my time at home sick due to chronic lyme disease. I am a lover, a fighter, a creater, a dreamer.

"Grant that I may be given appropriate hardships and sufferings on this journey so that my heart may be fully awakened and my practice of compassion and universal liberation may be truly fulfilled." -Tibetan Prayer

30th December 2011

Video reblogged from Coldtown with 12,942 notes

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Holy crap, I am so glad I watched this

Gentlemen.

I have found the successor to Billy Mays.

oh sweet jesus

literally me

same

We interrupt all these Golden Sun feelings to bring you me laughing until I fall out of my chair at this video.

god I hate eggshells in my quiche 

USE THE YOLK TO MAKE PUDDING! WOOHOOOOO!

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    the eggs cracking is
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    Wow aren’t women like naturally talented in the kitchen.
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    omg who cracks their eggs like that? i bet she could kill someone with a spoon
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    LET’S MAKE EGGS.
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    GAIZ. EGGSHELLZ IN MAI QUICHE! NOOOOOOO!
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    This brought me so much joy
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